CHE PENSAVI PER LA FESTA DI COMPLEANNO? Here is what KRUBIAT came up with to celebrate Marta & Ruggero’s birthdays: Want some? 😀 Ecco cosa ha pensato KRUBIAT per celebrare i compleanni di Marta e […]
CHE PENSAVI PER LA FESTA DI COMPLEANNO? Here is what KRUBIAT came up with to celebrate Marta & Ruggero’s birthdays: Want some? 😀 Ecco cosa ha pensato KRUBIAT per celebrare i compleanni di Marta e […]
TIPO SOSPETTO There is a sketchy guy in the city, and Pazienza is determined to find him… C’è un individuo sospetto in città, e Pazienza è deciso a scovarlo…
NON SCHERZARE CON ME, AMICO! Never Mess with this girl… Non scherzate con questa ragazzina…
UN AMICO È… …someone who can almost always make you feel special! …qualcuno che riesce quasi sempre a farti sentire speciale!
OPERAZIONE FORMICHINA
GLI GNOMI DELLA LAVATRICE Alright, fine—I’ll accept it: Santa Claus is made up.The Epiphany old Lady too, of course—by all means! Because really, how could a poor old woman, half witch or not, fly through […]
COME DA FOGLIETTO ILLUSTRATIVO
PULIZIA DEL FORNO Five years—gone in a blink. Five years of squinting through waves of heat just to rescue a pizza. Five years of ignoring the oven entirely, as if, without food inside, it was […]
IL CANE INFERNALE Here comes our friend “Patience,” strolling with Werther, his hellhound, wrapped up in one of those classic sidewalk dialogues with strangers: “Does he bite?” — “Yes.”“Can I pet him?” — “No.”“Is he […]
SOLO CABRIO? FormichìLa’s Changing Her Ride… What Model Should She Go For? It’s easy to guess why FormichìLa (a.k.a. LittReAnt) only drives convertibles. And no—it’s not for the love of speed or sporty thrills. Her […]
RITORNO AL DOJO AIKIDO is one of the most beautiful arts imaginable.Master Morihei Ueshiba was a man of extraordinary physical and spiritual powers, who left the world a legacy that is sometimes hard to understand. […]
COSA PENSA DAVVERO DI ME IL MIO GATTO?
I NUOVI OCCHIALI DI RUGGERO… “With his new glasses, Ruggero has unlocked a brand new superpower! Now he can spot the tiniest details (especially on pretty girls) from 50 meters away…” 😎 See the cartoon […]
HAIKU (o quasi) I love hermetic, short poetry just as much as I love short stories and one- or two-panel cartoons.Here’s a Japanese-style poem that came to mindafter the fourth white pullover,the second white tent,and […]
LE SUE PRIME PAROLE… My Kid is learning to talk! Mia figlia impara a parlare!
UN’OSPITE SPECIALE
IL SEGRETO SVELATO AAAAAAH! I’ve finally made it!! After fifteen years of struggle and skeptical side-eyes, I’ve uncovered what I thought was impossible—thanks to one simple recipe (I love you, Planthood!): how to get rid […]
SERATA SOFISTICATA [disclaimer: native poem in Italian, below!! I hope the English is funny, too!] We sit, unsure,at a white table set with care, the scent of lilies in the air—their stems cut clean, they […]
QUALCUNO MI AIUTI! Try being reincarnated as a teddy bear, sleep all day for years in your super comfy bed, and then—bam! One fine day, you’re suddenly rolled up with sheets, pillowcases, and earplugs… and […]
PASQUA… 1 MESE DOPO
POESIA: SAPORE DI FRIGO (English Version at the bottom, with disclaimer!) Ah qual mal giudizio adoprai, quando nudo un tramezzino, per dì lasciai nel frigo. La moscia insalata si toglie, dissi, e l’umido formaggio è […]
IL GATTO EREDITIERO Put yourself in the shoes of the elderly author of this will… Mettetevi nei panni dell’anziano autore di questo testamento…
Buona Pasqua da KRUBIAT!
GATTA BUONGUSTAIA
DearCarrot and her best friend Ranocchiona met some years ago, when Dear Carrot found herself in urgent need of extra juice… SUCCO DI CAROTA, PRESTO! CaraCarota e la sua migliore amica Ranocchiona sono conosciute quache […]
CHE SI MANGIA STASERA?
GUARITRICE PERSONALE
ATTENTION! WANTED! REWARD, 1000 KISSES! ATTENZIONE! RICERCATA SPECIALE! RICOMPENSA 1000 BACI! http://www.krubiat.com
LE LEZIONI DI VIOLINO CONTINUANO…
TEMPO DI TIRARE LE SOMME… Almost two years ago I started exercising with weights. It’s time to take stock… Quasi due anni fa ho iniziato a esercitarmi con i pesi… È tempo di tirare le […]
Have a magic, fantastic, happy new year! http://www.krubiat.com
DUE STRANI BABBO NATALE…
LO SO, DIMOSTRO MOLTO MENO DELLA MIA ETA’!
BUON -ESIMO COMPLEANNO!
Serenità al Lavoro…
QUANDO TI SENTI FUORI FORMA PER LA FESTA…
Che Entusiasmo!
ENOUGH, I’M TIRED OF HEARING only about how to rejuvenate and tone your skin. Let’s also talk a little about the benefits of having mature skin!Laugh on http://www.krubiat.com BASTA, MI SONO STUFATA DI SENTIRE parlare […]
Come va col violino?
This is how our Saturdays and Sundays usually go… Questo è quello che succede di solito il Sabato e la Domenica… http://www.krubiat.com
This summer, a new, disturbing figure was seen wandering the Italian seas. Middle-aged, silent, reluctant to aesthetic corrections, capable of sudden and terrifying appearances. Fear! Your new nightmare is called “JAWLS” (drooping cheecks)! JAWLS (peggio […]
The Lavagie are a peaceful people of women and men (especially women) with bloated cheeks. They immediately make friends and, once they meet, they never leave each other… meet them at http://www.krubiat.com Le Lavagie sono […]
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